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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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