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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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