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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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