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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Snort eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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