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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ziggy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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