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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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