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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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