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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Misty eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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