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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Misty eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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