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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simba eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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