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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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