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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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