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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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