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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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