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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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