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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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