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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Lola eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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