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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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