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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Charlie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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