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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Molly eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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