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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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