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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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