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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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