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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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