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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Akira eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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