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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Trotsky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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