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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Kirk eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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