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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Spock eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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