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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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