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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Piper eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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