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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Peanut eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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