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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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