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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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