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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Murphy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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