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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Thor eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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