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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Squishy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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