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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Squishy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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