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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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