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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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