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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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