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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bilbo eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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