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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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