Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.