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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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