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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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