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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Toby eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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