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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Toby eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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