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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Millie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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