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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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