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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Lola eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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