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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Daisy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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