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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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