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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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