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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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