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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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